things i learned in 2013
- a lot can happen in 6 seconds
*james potter voice* GUYS I BOUGHT A TIGER
*sirius black voice* YO
*remus lupin voice* NO
I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist.
It’d bring me great joy.
I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs
ready when you are
Or if you’d like to have some more options….
and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football.
Just in case you are looking for variety.
what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.
Bubba was my best good friend.
I feel like school isn’t even about learning anymore, it’s about getting good grades
the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up
Today in maths, someone behind me said “I’m cold.” and my automatic response was to reply “Hi cold, I’m dad.” and in that moment, I realised. That I, a sixteen year old girl, had become a dad.